Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom...

Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom) Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - If you didnt know already, my name is Alberto and Im in the wedding party. That is the reason I?m dressed like this. What have I done to be blessed with such an honour? Who?s dropped out at the last minute? Had William?s other friends left the country? Could I turn the job down and still get an invite to eat and drink at William?s expense? I didn?t want to risk it, so lets get on with it. Sherry, you make a fine bride and looked absolutely stunning in the church this morning. William, you looked ? well ? a bit like me, but perhaps a touch thinner. But I think youd all agree that it was a wonderful service. Mind you, those†¦show more content†¦And unlike when we lived together, you?re going to have to transfer food onto dishes instead of eating your dinner straight out of the saucepan ? and wash up after meals instead of putting all the things in together at the end of the week? when you take your bath. This is good advice William and its in your best interest. Apparently, there has never been one recorded case in history where a wife has shot her husband while he was doing the washing up. If truth be told, William, in order to achieve a state of affairs as blissful as possible I?d advise you to mend all your bachelor ways. Accustomed as you are to having only yourself to answer to in your flat, your will now have to adjust to a new regime - which will not tolerate laziness! There?s no denying it, William, you?re bone idle, which is why Sherry had no idea you were planning to propose. When you said you had something to ask her, she thought it would be whether she should put a call into Dominos. If Sherry wants you to do something, my advice is, don?t argue with her. You might win, and then you?d really be in trouble. But however bad the situation gets, there are some magic words William can say to Sherry that are guaranteed to make everything all right again - and this final piece of advice was given to me by the bride?s father - here they are William, repeat after me: ?The bathroom is yours and yours alone!? Sherry, I dont feel I can stand up hereShow MoreRelatedEssay about Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom571 Words   |  3 PagesHumorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must admit, I am more nervous about participating in this wedding than I was as the groom (bridegroom) at my own wedding. Maybe its because I have been married thirty years and I know what my son is getting himself in to! Joking aside, Ive had a wonderful marriage and I would like to remind David and Arba that its a serious business, and shouldnt be entered into lightly - although, at his weight